Beach Pail List

I couldn't call a list of things to do before I die a "bucket" list. For one, I am certain when I reach the end of my time here, I will not be kicking a bucket. I will go out of this world at peace. I equate peace, or tranquility if you will, with beaches. Therefore, I commit to checking items off my Beach Pail List.

• Short-term mission trip(s) to: Haiti, Guatemala, South Africa, Eastern European countries
• Try: horseback riding, raising goats and chickens, driving a manual transmission vehicle...
• Owning everything I need, and nothing I don't 
• Traveling the world
• Hosting a radio program about nothing

What's your opinion? Is there something I should add? Let's build this up!